knock knock jokes!

by ironic • 9 Mar 2011, 00:07 • Journals
Share ur best knock knock jokes!

QuoteKnock knock

whos there

Amish

Amish who?

Haha, ur a shoe


QuoteKnock knock

whos there

Barbara Streisand

Barbara Streisand who?

A hooo hoo hoo


QuoteKnock knock

whos there

Winnie The P

Winnie The P who?

Winnie the Pooh!


QuoteKnock knock

whos there

Robin

Robin Who?

Robin Hood!


QuoteKnock knock

whos there

Pikats

Pikats who?

Pikachu!


;o))))))
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Gemb 9 Mar 2011, 00:09
QuoteKnock knock

whos there

The

The who?

The Who!


unrelated: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBMos92heq0
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huumeantti 9 Mar 2011, 00:13
there's nothing funny about knock knock jokes
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Aggro 9 Mar 2011, 00:15
Knock knock

whos there

Barbara Streisand

Barbara Streisand who?

A hooo hoo hoo

made me smile
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unblind 9 Mar 2011, 00:25
I started telling homeless Jeff a knock knock joke yesterday but he told me to fuck off?? :x
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Xo 9 Mar 2011, 00:49
oh ladder unblind, you so random!
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unblind 9 Mar 2011, 01:38
THESE JOKES MAN
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Xo 9 Mar 2011, 02:37
if only i spoke english, i could have enjoyed the knock knock jokes!
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Kenzi 9 Mar 2011, 00:36
knock knock

who's there

me i kill you
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imabob 9 Mar 2011, 00:50
knock knock

whos there

arsenal

arsenal who?



FINISH IT
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Severus 9 Mar 2011, 01:09
fail attempt
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imabob 9 Mar 2011, 01:15
yo muma did a fail attempt and u came x'DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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Severus 9 Mar 2011, 01:16
laughing inside
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imabob 9 Mar 2011, 01:17
was joking man:)) i dno why i said that, was just meant to tease a bit ironic but i didnt think it at all:S okay??
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Severus 9 Mar 2011, 01:18
lol go fuck yourself u sad asexual being
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imabob 9 Mar 2011, 01:19
no u fuck yourself
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IceQ 9 Mar 2011, 00:51
knock knock

whos there

boo

boo who?

you dont have to cry ....
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exceed 9 Mar 2011, 01:29
My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine
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iamretarded 9 Mar 2011, 01:31
teen'
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exceed 9 Mar 2011, 01:32
It's joke xD
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iamretarded 9 Mar 2011, 01:32
ok xD
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exceed 9 Mar 2011, 01:33
What's wrong with a little incest? It's both handy and cheap.
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iamretarded 9 Mar 2011, 01:34
Thats what SHE said xD
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exceed 9 Mar 2011, 01:35
I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women xD
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iamretarded 9 Mar 2011, 01:37
Knock knock
Who there?
Your muma is so fat I go to mcdonalds on date with her and i go "what you want honey"
-1 bigmac menu AND extra cheeseburger ahhahahahahaha
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exceed 9 Mar 2011, 01:38
hahahahahahahahaha :D:D:D:D:D:D

u know, girls are always running through my mind. they don't dare walk xD
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unblind 9 Mar 2011, 01:37
i started having sex with twenty nine year olds lately, they're not as energetic as teenagers but i'm fucking loads of them
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exceed 9 Mar 2011, 01:41
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
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zaNc 9 Mar 2011, 08:13
made me smile :D
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mamouth 9 Mar 2011, 12:52
Knock knock

whos there

guess

guess who?

huh dunno
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Trigon 9 Mar 2011, 13:02
[img|left]http://www.lolverticals.com/files/2010/04/vertical-batman-knock-knock.jpg[/img]
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adze 9 Mar 2011, 13:52
>DDDDDDDD
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xEn 9 Mar 2011, 15:33
knock knock

who is there

bonni and clyde


who?

peng peng!
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SlimShady 9 Mar 2011, 22:53
wat does have peng peng to do with bonnie and clyde?!
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xEn 10 Mar 2011, 12:34
oh my god xDDDDDD
bonnie and clyde = Gangsta couple = criminal = killing everything = peng peng
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SlimShady 10 Mar 2011, 14:03
i know who bonnie and clyde are. but peng peng.. is just.. stupid
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xEn 10 Mar 2011, 17:44
its one of the jokes from a very famous movie :)
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